My Responsible Bro

List of things my bro has lost over the past week or two

• School bag (found later in a bin) minus
• $200
• Wallet/school passes/ID card/50c
• A bit of skin (possibly flesh :x) off the underside of his chin, had to get glued by a doctor (new technology replacing stitches)
• Black school shoes

Fails:

• Caught the wrong bus and did not get off until my mum called him and asked him to (didn't know how to stop the bus). Mum had to pick him up somewhere near Chatswood
• Fell asleep on the train, missing his stop, then get picked up by mum
• Didn't call my mum, so that she waited for about 15 mins to pick him up, not knowing he's home
• Asked me to tie his shoelaces, then swore at me when I refused
• Never ate his breakfast, saying that he "doesn't have time" when in fact he does
• Walks home with his heavy schoolbag/gets mum to pick him up when he could have caught the bus which arrives 5 mins later
• Denied that there were buses after 4:30pm
• Never turns lights off/closes taps properly
• Rejected a phone call from a family friend because he was too busy playing computer games
• Is the main source of laundry in the family