Bitch = a female character on RS going around calling people noobs because she thinks that her uber-girly pixels makes herself better than others.
Lady – a reasonably-mannered female character who may or may not have a feminine-sounding username and always denies that they’re a guy. But who knows their gender in real life? Eg me.
Chicken – one of the noobiest monsters around. A source of farm fresh eggs to make yummy cakes, raw chicken to cook, feathers to use for fly fishing and bones to bury which make them quite useful. Can be found wandering around farmyards when not slaughtered by noobs (or poor/stingy people who can’t afford feathers aka me (well I can afford feathers, but I'm stingy(0mg tr1ple br4ck3ts!!@@)) every second.
Lamb – Although you can slaughter its dad or shear its mum’s wool, you literally can’t kill lambs cos they’re too cute. Examine message: Aww how cute!
**** – a guy character walking into a group of people with a lower combat level than him and calling them noobs. A guy character calling a lower combat person a noob, especially if he is in front of a person who is higher than him and that person is the noob’s friend. A guy character calling anyone a noob without good reason. Guys who bypass the chat filter for some noob reason or say offensive things.
Boo – a word you use to try and frighten NPCs if you forgot to learn the “trick” emote during the 2008 Halloween event, leading you to fail about half the NPC trick-or-treat attempts.
Fat – Ogres. Ogresses.
Stink – when you were still mining runite, a revenant ork attacks you from nowhere, you start lagging and you very luckily save your items by running away, until you run into a revenant knight who kills you in one hit.
Oxymoron – a high-level person who needs someone to guide them around. I've actually encountered one. ><

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